Life is horrible, but it is not relentlessly black from wire to wire. You can sit down and hear a Mozart symphony, or you can watch the Marx Brothers, and this will give you a pleasant escape for a while. And that is about the best that you can do.

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.

You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.

One of the interesting things is, the most gifted people, the biggest people, have no problem taking small roles.