I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

I don't own a computer. I've never seen anything online at all - nothing. I don't own a word processor. I have none of that stuff. It's not an act of rebellion. I'm just not a gadget person.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

When you write the script, you're home in a room by yourself, and you're writing, and there's no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices.