There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
The great question of philosophy remains: If life is meaningless, what can be done about alphabet soup?
Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
My analyst warned me, but you were so beautiful I got another analyst.