I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

There's no way to prove that there is no God. You just have to take it on faith.

Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British.

I've gained no wisdom, no insight, no mellowing. I would make all the same mistakes again, today.