I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Existence for eternity could get a little boring... especially towards the end.
My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
I do the movies just for myself like an institutionalized person who basket-weaves. Busy fingers are happy fingers. I don't care about the films. I don't care if they're flushed down the toilet after I die.
When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?