I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.

The artist can't give you an answer that's satisfying to the dreadful reality of your existence. So the best you can do is maybe entertain people and refresh them for an hour-and-a-half.

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.

The whole country was tied together by radio. We all experienced the same heroes and comedians and singers. They were giants.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

I wouldn't mind dying so much if it wasn't that I would be dead at the end of it.