I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

Death is an acquired trait.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing; I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.

In the event of war, I'm a hostage.

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.