I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

I was walking through the woods, thinking about Christ. If He was a carpenter, I wondered what He charged for bookshelves.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I can live in Paris for four months or London or, you know, Barcelona. These are places that are like New York. But I don't think I could live in many places. When I had to make a film in the United States I picked San Francisco because to me it's one of the great cities of America.

Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.