I can't do anything to death, doctor's orders.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why some people feel there is no God.
The heart wants what it wants.
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer. Not to love is to suffer.