Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

Comedy just pokes at problems, rarely confronts them squarely. Drama is like a plate of meat and potatoes, comedy is rather the dessert, a bit like meringue.

This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.