I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

Umlaut snaps around and we cut to a blond apparition in her early twenties, clearly descended from Olympus by way of Hugh Hefner's mansion.

Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

The important thing, I think, is not to be bitter. You know, if it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. I think that the worst thing you could say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. After all, you know, there are worse things in life than death.

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

I don't like to meet the actor and have a lot of conferences and talk about their sub-life and their off-screen life and their back stories and all that nonsense, because it never means anything.

Some people think about sex all the time; some people think of sex some of the time; and some people never think about sex: they become lawyers.