Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

Throughout history in the theater and film people do like sarcastic characters, and they do like curmudgeons - if they're amusing, they do like them despite the fact that they're vitriolic, particularly if they're for the right thing. If you can see that the person is a decent person and is for the right thing, and is not just a nasty person with base motives, but someone who is a decent human but expresses himself.

I was in analysis for years because of a traumatic childhood; I was breast-fed through falsies.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

Your still searching for me in every woman. You'll always seek to duplicate what we had. You know it.

If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.