Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

Talent is luck. The important thing in life is courage.

Ads answered out of desperation in the New York Review of Books proved equally futile as…the 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.