Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings.

I have no idea what I am doing but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm.

Please forgive me. My pedicurist had a stroke. She fell forward onto the orange stick and plunged it into my toe. It required bandaging.