Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name

It has become harder and harder in the United States to make films unhampered by outside influences. I've always been able to steer clear of that and keep the business people out of my hair completely.

I don't believe in an afterlife, but I'm taking an extra pair of underwear just in case.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.