Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

You will notice that what we are aiming at when we fall in love is a very strange paradox. The paradox consists of the fact that, when we fall in love, we are seeking to re-find all or some of the people to whom we were attached as children. On the other hand, we ask our beloved to correct all of the wrongs that these early parents or siblings inflicted upon us. So that love contains in it the contradiction: The attempt to return to the past and the attempt to undo the past.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

I know of only six genuine comic geniuses in movie history; Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, Groucho Marx & Harpo Marx, Peter Sellers, and W.C. Fields.

My father owned a small piece of land. He carried it with him wherever he went.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.