The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

A fast word about oral contraception. I was involved in an extremely good example of oral contraception two weeks ago. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.