I keep wondering if there is an afterlife, and if there is will they be able to break a twenty?

I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

I could turn on my radio in the morning when I was getting dressed for school and hear Frank Sinatra and Duke Ellington and Benny Goodman and think this is the music. Now that music is art. Ellington is art. At that time it was just what you heard on the radio. Cole Porter was just a guy who wrote pretty songs and Billie Holliday would sing them.

In my next life I want to live backwards. Start out dead and finish off as an orgasm.

I wouldn't necessarily want to be a big muscular guy. It's nice to be gorgeous whether you're male or female assuming you don't lose whatever else you have.

Paranoia is knowing all the facts.