I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.

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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.