I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

To me nature is... spiders and bugs, and big fish eating little fish, and plants eating plans, and animals eating... It's like an enormous restaurant, that's the way I see it.

There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.

I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.

If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.