In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

What was the scandal? I fell in love with this girl, married her. We have been married for almost 15 years now.

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

You always think another time would have been ideal for you . . . the reality is there was no novocaine when you went to the dentist.

The heart wants what it wants.

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.