In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK)

Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.

If you pursue the other woman, it's a losing situation and it's not good for your relationship or your marriage. If your marriage is open and you're allowed to, that's no good either. There's no way, really in the end, to be happy unless you get very lucky.

In fact, when they wake up in the morning, they're Jack Nicholson or Robert De Niro or Josh Brolin. And it's built-in, but they think it's all this other stuff. But it's not. They'd be great if they didn't think about their part or if they did think about it.

I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan - I stroke!

I don't know enough to be incompetent.