Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

Relationships are really what interest me the most. And I think, in the end, they interest most people the most. Even when you read Tolstoy or something, basically they're about man and woman relationships.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.

I read in self-defense.

And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.