Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

Is world peace possible or is the human race too innately aggressive? For instance: Have you ever seen women at a sample sale?

Fantasy is seductive and much more wonderful than reality, but you can't take it to the bank. It's always an escape. And if used as an escape, as in attending a movie or a show for a circumscribed period of time, it's fine. When it starts to become undifferentiated from reality, it leads to big trouble.

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

There are drawbacks in being famous too, but you can live with those. They're not life-threatening. If the paparazzi are outside your restaurant or your house - and actors make such a big thing of it and scurry into cars and drape things - you think they're going to be crucified or something. It's not a big deal. You can get used to that. It's not so terrible.

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.