Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.

I'm at the stage of life when if a girl says no to me I'm profoundly grateful to her.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

I have a hyper-active imagination, my mind tends to jump around a little, and I have some trouble between fantasy and reality.

People say that death is a part of life and there must be something to it, but I just see it as bad news and I want everybody to stop sugarcoating it.