Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
Woody AllenYou know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.
Woody AllenI've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
Woody AllenI always feel, I guess being a product of the movies of the 40s where movies were the greatest things and screens were big and palaces were palaces and stars were larger than life that reality was so much inferior to what we felt was conceivably possible from what we had seen in the movies.
Woody AllenThe chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.
Woody AllenI'll work by myself for years and then I'll think it'll be fun to et one of my friends like Marshall Brickman or Doug McGrath into a room and not be alone for the writing of the thing; to have the pleasure of taking walks and get lunch together; its sort of a fun process and then I do it and then I get back on my own for a while until I feel the need to do it again.
Woody Allen