Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess.

I am plagued by doubts.

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done.

And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

Me sitting down for dinner with Ingmar Bergman felt like a house painter sitting down with Picasso.

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.