Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

I don't rely on anybody except my own judgment. I don't get much input. I don't know if that's helped me or if I would be better off if I did rely on someone.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

[...] I've come to the conclusion that the artist can not justify life or come up with a cogent reason as to why life is meaningful, but the artist can provide you with a cold glass of water on a hot day.

Of all human weakness obsession is the most dangerous. And the silliest.

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.