Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.

I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.