All over the world, relationships between men and women are very, very tricky and very difficult and you don't learn anything. It's not an exact science, so you can't learn anything. You're always going by instinct and your instinct betrays you because you want what you want when you want it.

If you aren't failing, you aren't trying.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I am an only child. I have one sister.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.