Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
When I am in New York, I want to be in Europe, and when I am in Europe, I want to be in New York.
If I had my life to live over, I wish I could be a great pianist or something.
Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
Then Job fell to his knees and cried to the Lord, "Thine is the kingdom and the power and glory. Thou hast a good job. Don't blow it."