When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.
Woody AllenEverything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.
Woody AllenThat's the way I feel about the world: there are certain problems that can only be dealt with that way - going out and doing them. As ugly a truth as that is, I do think it's the truth about the world.
Woody AllenReality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
Woody Allen