Once munching has begun, Schopenhauer held, the human will cannot resist further munching, and the result is a universe with crumbs over everything.

Sex on Twitter can't hurt you - unless you fall off.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Humorists always sit at the children's table.

You can't ride two horses with one behind.

I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.