People think I'm an artist because my films lose money.
It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to.
Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.