You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life

Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.

90 per cent of success is turning up.

The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought.