God is either cruel or incompetent.

I was raised in the Jewish tradition, taught never to marry a Gentile woman, shave on a Saturday night and, most especially, never to shave a Gentile woman on a Saturday night.

We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

Don't think of death as an ending. Think of it as a really effective way of cutting down your expenses.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.