Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

As an artist, you are always striving toward an ultimate achievement but never seem to reach it. You shoot a film, and the result could have always been better. You try again, and fail once more. In some ways I find it enjoyable. You never lose sight of your goal. I don’t do my job to make money or to break box office records, I simply try things out. What would happen if I were to achieve perfection at some point? What would I do then?

Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

All things are possible, except skiing through a revolving door.

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.

I'm going to my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes.

It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.