I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.

I never have an alter ego in the movies. That's a fiction that the press has made up over the years, and it's fun to write that. It gives them something to write.

I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

I am two with nature.