In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.

Child molestation is a touchy subject... Read the papers! Half the country's doing it!

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

I'm a teleological, existential agnostic.

. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.