In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

Tradition is the illusion of permanance.

The key point about a demonstration is that it must be seen. Hence the term "demonstration." If a person demonstrates privately in his own home, this is not technically a demonstration but merely "acting silly" or "behaving like an ass.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.