In order to be successful, all you've got to do is show up 80 percent of the time.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

I believe in sex and death- two experiences that come once in a lifetime.

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

I wish my parents had raised me in Manhattan because I think it's the greatest thing you can do for a kid is to raise them in New York City. I can see this with my own children.

The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.