Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.

You can't control life. It doesn't wind up perfectly. Only-only art you can control. Art and masturbation. Two areas in which I am an absolute expert.

I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.

I don't like theatrical actors and actresses. I like people that talk like real human beings.

Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.