In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
If you're not failing, you're not trying anything.
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.
Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists
I'm so excited-I think today I'm going to brush all my teeth.