Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine.

We Are The Sum Total Of Our Choices.

I'm giving [my analyst] one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes.

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

Capital punishment would be more effective as a preventive measure if it were administered prior to the crime.

In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird, because the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' But New York State says you have to. Well, finally, what happened was that my wife committed adultery for me. She's always been more mechanically inclined than I have.

It's all through the actors; I cannot write in that idiom