If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
When I was young, I wanted to be a dramatic writer, a writer of tragedy. Nothing would've pleased me more than if I could have written like Eugene O'Neil or Tennessee Williams.
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
Never shoot up in the air when you're standing under it.
Meanwhile, the minute you put on the dotted line your Sam Hancock - and before a notary - you'll not only get the negative but Elsie makes a wonderful stuffed cabbage which we'll include gratis a few portions but return the jars please.