There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

Enthusiasm is a good engine, but it needs intelligence for a driver.

I have one last request. Don't use embalming fluid on me; I want to be stuffed with crab meat.

There is no justice, there is no rational structure to it [life]. That is just the way it is, and each person figures out some way to cope.