What' s the matter with me? Why can't I be cool?

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

Don't you see the rest of the country looks upon New York like we're left-wing, communist, Jewish, homosexual pornographers? I think of us that way sometimes and I live here.

I don't know enough to be incompetent.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I write the script; nobody sees it, not the people that put the money in the picture. I cast who I want, and make the film. That's why I've always felt the only thing standing between me and greatness, is me. There's no excuse for me not to be great except that I'm not.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.