The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.

The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.

I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I've always done that. Those things become habitual.

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

Cynicism is reality with an alternate spelling.

This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

I don't want to move to a city where the only cultural advantage is being able to make a right turn on a red light.