How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

Dying is like making love, except you don't get naseous afterwards.

I'm not a big believer in the sense of Jews having a monopoly on comedy.

I enjoy the making of the film and it's something for me to do. If nobody ever comes to my films, if people don't want to give me money to make films, that will stop me. But as long as people come all over the world and I have an audience and I have ideas for films, I will do them for as long as I enjoy the process. And I like the whole process of making a film.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

If I could change the structure of existence I would do it. I could see a better way to live for everybody.

The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.