How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

I was raised in a religious home. It was unreasonable enforced religion that turned me off it. It was a joyless, unpleasant, stupid, barbaric thing when I was a child and I've never gotten over that feeling. If you're talking about religion it's one thing; I don't hold Jewish religion with any more seriousness than I would any other.

If God is everywhere, I had concluded, then He is in food. Therefore, the more I ate the godlier I would become. Impelled by this new religious fervor, I glutted myself like a fanatic.

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

90% of success in life is showing up

If my soul exists without my body I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting

There are worse things than death. Many of them playing at a theater near you.