How am I immature? Intellectually, emotionally, and sexually. Yeah, but in what other ways?

This stuff tastes awful; I could have made a fortune selling it in my health-food store.

I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.

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Death is an acquired trait.

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

Eternity is really long, especially near the end.