Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.

Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

I think I've gotten technically better over the years but you'd have to be a fool not to. I've made so many movies that by sheer quantity you get better at the technique.

You're still in love' 'No I'm not, I'm not She'll always be a part of me, and she's an important person in my life but for the two of us something wasn't working.' 'What element?' 'We never found out

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.