It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.

I wonder if Socrates and Plato took a house on Crete during the summer.

How wrong Emily Dickinson was! Hope is not "the thing with feathers." The thing with feathers has turned out to be my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich.

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers

Subjectivity is objective.

He's a politician. That's a notch below child molester.