It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.

I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

We laughed over it, and Hemingway punched me in the mouth.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

Love may be the answer, but even though you're watching for the solution, intercourse raises some rather interesting thoughts.

Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.