Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday

My brain? It's my second favorite organ!

What a world. It could be so wonderful if it wasn't for certain people.

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it

he's a genius, she's a genius, wow, you know alot of geniuses, you should meet some stupid people sometime, you might learn something

Take the money and run.