The best an idea gets is when its in your head.

I should go to Paris and jump off of the Eiffel Tower. If I took the Concorde, I could be dead three hours earlier.

All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Better not think too much. Relying more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents, they approved of her.

I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.