The chief problem about death, incidentally, is the fear that there may be no afterlife - a depressing thought, particularly for those who bothered to shave. Also, there is the fear that there is an afterlife but no one will know where it's being held. On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily laying down.
Woody AllenThe government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on the phone.
Woody Allen