I want to return to the womb, anyone's.

Drama, it would be as if you wrote some poetry. You'd run the risk of being embarrassed if people read it, because you're pouring your heart out and you're not mitigating it with any humor or anything.

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.

I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.

For God sakes, this is a woman I was married to for 10 years. We made love. I'd hold her head over the toilet bowl when she threw up.

Gauguin flew into a frenzy! He held my head under the X-ray machine for ten straight minutes and for several hours after I could not blink my eyes in unison." — "If The Impressionists Had Been Dentists