I always write the same way. I always write with a yellow pad and a ballpoint pen on my bed. And then I go and type it up afterwards. I've always done that. Those things become habitual.

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right.

My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?

I don't know what the hell I'm doing here. I'm 237 years old, I should be collecting social security.

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

You mellow too much you ripen and rot.