When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.

Is old age really so terrible? Not if you've brushed your teeth faithfully.

Do I believe in God? I did until Mother's accident. She fell on some meat loaf and it penetrated her spleen.

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

I had an IQ test. The results came back negative.

I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.