When you start putting a higher value on works of art than people, you’re forfeiting your humanity.

If you meet somebody and are attracted to someone, and the exquisite neurons in your brain and her brain intermesh properly, then things can be wonderful. It's not like homework. You don't have to work at the relationship.

I'm in show business. I'm not like a poor factory worker who'd been laid off.

When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.

The whole thrust of science and the medical profession is to try and prevent it from happening, to try to prolong life, to keep you from dying, to keep you from getting older, to rejuvenate you. I mean, that's everybody's wish. The fountain of youth is everybody's sought-after thing.

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back.

Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday