Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.

Man was made in God`s image. Do you really think God has red hair and glasses?

You can't anticipate in the room the riches of what you encounter when you're location hunting for a movie.

I failed to make the chess team because of my height.

In the shower, with the hot water coming down, you've left the real world behind, and very frequently things open up for you. It's the change of venue, the unblocking the attempt to force the ideas that's crippling you when you're trying to write.

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.