Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him.

My Lord, my Lord! What hath Thou done lately?

Film is more of novelty, because I've done so much theater over many years. I'm in love with making movies. Also, I find it easier to remember three minutes of dialogue than three hours.

I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving dishes for Chinese restaurants.

This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year? A black hole?

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

It's funny. Maria Elena and I, we are meant for each other and not meant for each other, it's a contradiction.