The comedies are not a million laughs on the set. Its business and the dramas are business as well, really. When I'm writing it I struggle more with drama because I started out in comedy.

A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I'm really a timid person - I was beaten up by Quakers

Manute Bol is so skinny they save money on road trips. They just fax him from city to city.

You know what my philosophy of life is? That it’s important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

There's nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose. You do gain a couple of things-you gain a little bittersweet and sour wisdom from your heartbreaks and failures and things-but what you lose is so catastrophic in every way.