I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

A: Socrates is a man. B: All men are mortal. C: All men are Socrates.

I do feel it's important to have some kind of faith in something, but [it is] impossible for many of us. I personally don't have any faith in anything, but it's great if you can.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!

I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

Life is a tragedy filled with suffering and despair and yet some people do manage to avoid jury duty.