. . . they confuse everything I do with my life.

I like broad comedy. If I had an idea tomorrow for a film that was all slapstick and broad comedy, and it was an idea that interested me, I would not hesitate to do it because I enjoy watching these kinds of film.

I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.

How the hell do I know why there were Nazis? I don't know how the can-opener works.

Marriage is the death of hope.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

If you can delude yourself by believing that there is some kind of Santa Claus out there who is going to bail you out in the end, then it will help you get through. Even if you are proven wrong in the end, you would have had a better life than a non-believer.