Marriage is the death of hope.

Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

And in all of Babylonia there was wailing and gnashing of teeth, 'til the prophets bade the multitudes get a grip on themselves and shape up.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

I was a smart kid and I was not understood by my parents.