Marriage is the death of hope.

If I could just hope to have a major talent, then I would rather have it in music than in any other field.

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

If the [actors] are working, and I have a dinner engagement, I don't do 20 takes. I do five takes and go home. I want to go to dinner.

My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.