I loathed every day and regret every day I spent in school. I like to be taught to read and write and add and then be left alone.
What has gotten into you lately? Save a little craziness for menopause!
A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone.
Nothing like a little post-traumatic stress disorder to make your day complete.
There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.
When a man is driving in a car and looks out the window and notices a woman with a great body, as he strains to check her face out, how does she know to keep turning so the back of her head is always toward him?