Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

But it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

I always thought it would be very funny if I was a blind film director.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.