Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.
There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.
I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned.
And Nietzche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we lived we're going to live over again the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.