You use sex to express every emotion except love.

The true test of maturity is not how old a person is but how he reacts to awakening in the mid-town area in his shorts.

I don't know what I want, but I know what I don't want

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.