My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one
Woody AllenBut it was I - yes I - who discovered the link between excessive masturbation and entry into politics!
Woody AllenThe artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
Woody Allen