You use sex to express every emotion except love.

Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words.

Paranoia is knowing all the facts.

Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.

My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is I who am paid, which changes everything.

It seems to me that making escapist films might be a better service to people than making intellectual ones and making films that deal with issues. It might be better to just make escapist comedies that don't touch on any issues. The people just get a cool lemonade, and then they go out refreshed, they enjoy themselves, they forget how awful things are and it helps them - it strengthens them to get through the day.

Psychoanalyses is like music lessons, for 5 years you do not notice any progress and suddenly you can play the piano.