You use sex to express every emotion except love.

I can't understand why more people aren't bisexual. It would double your chances for a date on Saturday night.

I don't know what I'm doing, but my incompetence has never stopped my enthusiasm.

People make films for different reasons. For money. Or, they make them because something in them demands artistic expression. I do it because I enjoy the work.

I've always been lucky in casting. The trick in casting is to hire great people, and let them do what they do, don't interfere with them too much. And then when they're great, take credit for it in the end.

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive.

You're a genius! And the proof is that both common people and intellectuals find your work completely incoherent.