You use sex to express every emotion except love.

My parents stayed together for forty years. But that was out of spite.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

I'd always wanted to be a dramatic. Comedy comes more naturally to me. I can do it with more facility. So I feel more comfortable with it.

Everything is controlled by a small evil group to which, unfortunately, no one we know belongs.

I never considered myself an artist. I aspire to be an artist, but I never thought I had the depth or substance or gift to be an artist. I do think I have some talent, but it doesn't go as far as being an artist.

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.