You use sex to express every emotion except love.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

I learned a few things on my own since, and modified some of the things he taught me, but everything, unequivocally, that I learned about comedy writing I learned from Danny Simon.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

There's no point in looking back, because there's nothing you can really do to improve the film. You can only aggravate and wish you had done stuff better.

As a boy, I was ashamed to wear glasses. I memorized the eye chart, and then on the test they asked essay questions.

I've become the person I've always hated, but I'm happier.