You use sex to express every emotion except love.

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I don't wanna live on in my work. I wanna live on in my apartment.

I don't respond well to mellow, you know what I mean, I have a tendency to... if I get too mellow, I ripen and then rot.

No, I don't think you're paranoid. I think you're the opposite of paranoid. I think you walk around with the insane delusion that people like you.

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.