I can't minimize the terror factor. As you get older you get more and more frightened because the terrible indignities of old age become closer to you.

In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery - and it's weird, because the Ten Commandments say 'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' But New York State says you have to. Well, finally, what happened was that my wife committed adultery for me. She's always been more mechanically inclined than I have.

I usually want to crawl into the ground after I make a film, almost invariably.

Geez, I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.

How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.