Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

If 90% of success in life is showing up, the other 10% depends on what you're showing up for.

In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.

Sylvia Plath. Interesting poetess whose tragic suicide was misinterpreted as romantic by the college-girl mentality.

My grandfather had a wonderful funeral... On the buffet table there was a replica of the deceased in potato salad.

I always felt that the problems of the world would never ever be solved until people came to terms with the deeper issues [spiritual] - that there would be an aimless reshuffling of world leaders and governments and programs.

Marriage is the death of hope.