For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

When you write the script, you're home in a room by yourself, and you're writing, and there's no connection with the real performing world. So you get a lot of things wrong and make a lot of mistakes and make a lot of bad choices.

I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.

I don't believe in God. Just try getting a plumber on the weekend.

Fantasy is only a state of mind that you can employ when existing in a real context.

Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.